F*ck Ordinary websites

Dear entrepreneur, 

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We get it — building a profitable business is tough.

Especially if your website isn’t pulling its weight.

Just like 93% of the crappy ones out there.

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Every second, extraordinary companies lose deals because of ordinary websites.

Chances are, yours might be one of them.

Which means: you’re losing customers — right now.

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You’re busy.

Web design may not be your superpower
— but it’s ours.

We’ve spent thousands of hours mastering it.

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Think of it like a perfectly mixed cocktail:

Stunning design. Persuasive copy. Sharp SEO. And a twist of neuromarketing.

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It’s not a template. It’s Tarantino-level storytelling.

Every scroll. Every word. Every pixel. Crafted to convert.

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That’s why we built Pink Pineapple.

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Why the name? Because our websites are like pink pineapples:

Extraordinary. Juicy. Irresistible.

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We used to play Mario Kart — remember those speed boosters?

In digital marketing, we’re that.

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But this isn’t about us.

It’s about you.

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If your site isn’t performing like a 24/7 sales machine — it’s time for a change.

You're here because you want more:

More leads. More freedom. More time.

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It starts by taking the pink pill.